7 Doomed Characters
-Sebastian Flyte (Brideshead Revisited by Evelyn Waugh)

"Since Sebastian counted among the intruders his own conscience and all claims of human affection, his days in Arcadia were numbered."


Brideshead Revisited (1981)

Charles & Sebastian


this photoset sums up Magic tournaments so perfectly

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We’ll get there, Pop. We’ll get there.


i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

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*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

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finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

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